Honeydew Painter
My wife wants me to paint today
I am colorblind
Sulfuric Acid
Yup, girls have a lot of hair
Hair = drain plug
Lovely Old Ladies
Turn into harpies each day
there is a store sale.
How can I help you?
Worms are eating my Weed plants.
Not my Department.
My divine belief
is that angels come in form
of Hardware Store DOGS!
I wish I could draw worth a damn. I'd make a little comic strip to go with each of these.
ReplyDeletehaha! What a good idea!
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